The Man in the Box, a long-time ally of the heretic Resistance movement, is now dead, thanks to Our Glorious Dark Pope and his Spooky Secret Papal Powers(tm)! And the Angry Chair was saved from destruction (though it is still in the hands of the Resistor heathen.)

The Man in the Box lives in the Box of Destruction, buried in his shit. It is he who gives the box its special destructive powers. So when the Dark Pope used his Powers(tm) to kill the Man in the Box, its destructive effects were nullified (except for on nonsmokers, and others who can actually smell all of the Man in the Box's piled up fecal matter.)

Formerly, one would beat the Man in the Box like a dog, activating the Man's anger and the Box's destructive powers. Thus the Man in the Box's prophecy was fulfilled:

"I'm the dog who gets beat."
-the Man in the Box

But now that the Man in the Box is dead, one more obstacle is removed between us and our Goal of the Dark Pope's World Domination!