The Dark Pope sits on his Angry Chair, plotting his schemes for world domination . . .

The picture shown here was taken too early in the morning, before our great Evil Pontiff has had his water added. You see, he's one of those "just add water" types of popes. Thus he appears as an oddly-shaped, bumpy lump atop the Angry Chair.

But don't think that this diminishes his great powers in any way! No, his dehydrated hibernation state is one of the keys to his great array of Spooky Secret Papal Powers(tm).