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Welcome to the Dark Pope's Worldwide Mission!
You are very fortunate indeed, for the fact that you have found your way to this site means that the Dark Pope is already at work in your heart, and you will soon join the contented masses of the Dark Pope's Legion for World Domination!
NEWS:
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The heretical Resistance leader attempts to destroy the Dark Pope's glorious throne, the Angry Chair.
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The infidel Resistors have made off with the Dark Pope's Angry Chair!!! This is a heretical outrage!
With his powerful network of Dark Bishops and Spooky Secret Papal Powers(tm), the Dark Pope captured this shot of the infidel leader attempting to destroy the Angry Chair using the Box of Destruction.
But fear not, Dark Pawns! For the Spooky Secret Papal Powers(tm) of the Dark Pope are great, having been licensed from Corporate America, a subsidiary of MicroTurnerDisneySoft! The finest Spooky Secret Papal Powers(tm) that money can buy!
The heretic Resistors cannot afford such fine powers! And we must keep it that way! So keep on, Dark Pawns, in your struggle to keep such people down!
The infidel scum were thwarted this time, for your very own beloved Dark Pope used his Spooky Secret Papal Powers to kill the Man in the Box, without whom the Box of Destruction's destructive powers
are rendered useless against such a Holy Artifact as the Angry Chair!
With your efforts, my dear legions of Pawns, the day of the Dark Pope's total world domination is not far off!
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